Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
there is a stardew valley speedrunner named TheAlGoreRhythm
@vantiss i favorited this but im angry about it
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@vaporeon_ I could amaze you with the computer knowledge I lack
what if i watched fd signifier's drake-v-kendrick video for the 1020321301230120120th time tonight
stardew valley
just got assigned my wife for the Feast of the Winter Star lolllllllll
It's so funny that Fire Emblem Three Houses is not really that horny given some of what I've seen from Awakening, while at the same time it also indulges in fetishes I have literally never ever even thought of before
there is no greater joy than sniping a mutual with a toot that they immediately favorite and boost
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@coriander can you tell him to get me a $7 luxe box with baja blast and diablo sauce
I'm opening fedi while in public, wish me luck
Sherclod Holmes
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it's actually fine to eat silica gel packets, the "do not eat" printed on it is actually directed at the workers on the factory line so they dont get confused with the ones that they are supposed to eat
@Lucy I KNEW IT
@coriander what did you get
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@lapis oh sorry to hear about your head!
no coffee yet I'm about to make some
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@lapis good morning I am sleepy. How are you
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
