Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@cam I used it to clean the stove and now it is consumed with grime
our sponge has turned evil
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🌸🌼 SLOTS OPEN: 2 / 4 🌸🌼
* the goal is more of a 1 week turn-around, the 1-2 weeks is more so i have cushion if i need it
* for oc refs: a video game screenshot is good enough. i just need something to go off of!
* if you’re not sure if what you want is something i can do or not, please feel free to ask! i want to make cool art!
* please consider supporting a soft artist 
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PARKOUR CIVILIZATION WATCH PARTY!
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@Lucy oh phew thank god
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you are not immune to pawpaganda
@Lucy is it homophobic if i favorite this toot
@vaporeon_ in iphones after they starting pushing airpods :(((
and now modern androids do the same :(((((((((((
@vaporeon_ first the floppy disk, then the aux port
an apple a day keeps the good technology away
@The_T i need to use fedi more so i can become even more neurodivergent
@lapis hm, i have been very productive this week perhaps i should buy myself a poonshki....
I applied for a job everybody clap
@cam just looked at it and unfortunately I think it is lovely
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
