Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

almost committed kitchen crimes

@cam fuck yeah

@cam it was a lot for my wrists but it was worth it

@lapis oh those are good too but I needed two tablespoons of freshly cracked black paper

just cranked it 130 times today

@cam the fuck is a "nextflow"

@murz @lapis do this to them: https://youtube.com/shorts/AEsiADAoNe8?si=FXr-eGVSpn9zAJJ3 and see if it makes tea

not sure why writing a cover letter feels so humiliating

@aschmitz i actually do not eat fried rice with ketchup but i was hoping to upset somebody by implying as much

i have tried making fried rice with ketchup in it because that's a common thing for homemade omurice and that's ok but i've only done it once

@aschmitz that's what ketchup is for

@vaporeon_ wow this is important

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@The_T NO DON'T PRESS IT

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