Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy oh FUCK yeah
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@AsterMeadows autocorrect did it's thing and I won't fix it, sorry
@AsterMeadows hello after
@Lucy i mean, british is scary tho
my toxic trait is that when I cook for myself I reuse the spoon that I use to taste the soup
@Lucy just wanted to let you know that you're real and gay, actually
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@cam what is all this about now
I am so hungry I might need a snack to survive cooking
@cam oh god oh fuck
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@cam moving to delaware from michigan made me nearly explode, good luck dr cam
@Lucy these results are coffee slander
re: Cats
@Lucy this is the greatest thing ever
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
