Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@sidd_harth0_5h4h I ate it all
@sidd_harth0_5h4h vietnamese curry
I overate 😵💫
@SportsGoblin least sicko eagles game:
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I find it necessary to add to Mastodon's cat obsession #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse
@Lucy buy me some mentos
@lapis I, for one, would be honored to be reported by Mr Mittens
@lapis what did he do this time
@monorail it means you're just better
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@InternetEh we should call it XD so that I can say that I suffer from XD
mamdani should ban having to apply for jobs this shit sucks
@soft on my first playthrough I made every character take the Actor feat so all of my characters had music proficiency, and during every fight I would make all the characters play an instrument at the end of their turn so every fight was a never-ending jam session
@lapis shoots you with unheadache beam
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He wants you to think he's a gamer but look closely: the cord is wrapped up
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@coriander FUCK i am not the first subscriber
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
