Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

after writing this i wondered if kirby is actually a "he" and my roommate checked the wiki and the answer is "yes and no"

@Lucy no i would give him some food and then we would become friends :)

@monorail autism

@monorail oh lmfao. also fuck you even though youre right

@monorail it was supposed to be Kirby but now I cannot unsee this

@aschmitz tempting, i'll admit. but i cant do it

i cannot bring myself to eat him. i have grown too attached

jesus christ lions

@Lucy are these real words or fake words

oh well time to get drunk

literally me rn

just made the shittiest coquito of all time

@aschmitz the print quality is insane and it's also 900 pages, it's a thunker alright

@Lucy his san francisco garlic noodle recipe changed my life

thank you roommates ❤️

@Lucy the emojis are the most important part of this toot