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@coriander ❤️

@coriander Timesplitters 2 fucking RULES though, don't play goldeneye play that with a mouse and keyboard mod on Dolphin emulator. and play Normal difficulty

@coriander i am more willing to consider Souls a metroidvania because i am aware that this opinion annoys you specifically and therefore it is funny to hold such an opinion

@coriander goldeneye singleplayer is actually bad though, that is my Hot Take

@coriander in all seriousness i don't mind considering metroid prime as not an FPS given that you spend the hole game using auto aim, and dodging slow moving projectiles/melee attacks. it really does feel different to me from other FPS's

@coriander (just in case it was not clear that argument was not at all serious)

@lapis is Bride's Story a graphic novel with this cover: https://secure.syndetics.com/index.aspx?type=xw12&client=delawaresdl&upc=&oclc=&isbn=9780316180993&issn=/LC.JPG

@coriander but in good FPS's (not goldeneye) you use two analog sticks to aim

in metroid prime you only use one stick to aim

checkmate atheist

@lapis the old testament has lots of weird things that always troubled me

like Lot offered his daughters to the crowd of people who wanted to fuck his angel visitors, but his wife was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back once? why she was she punished for something like that when Lot was not?

why is God characterized as a "jealous" God? why does he care so much about blood sacrifice? are we supposed to be okay with the various genocide(s) described in the book of Joshua?

@lapis @coriander fuck yeah

@lapis i also grew up Christian but it was weird american evangelicalism where biblicial study wasn't a high priority so i wasn't encouraged to think very critically about these things

@lapis dank you for explanation :)

@lapis dm me your friend code on steam or a friend link or whatever

@lapis i have read this sentence two or three times and I cannot parse this

@coriander dm me your friend code or a steam friend link thing or whatever

@coriander I will literally gift it to you on steam if you don't have it already

been thinking about playing ghost trick again

@coriander crazy that they found a way to fit a whole goblin inside da computer