My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. https://spinningrat.online/
Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear
@vaporeon_ large
re: not serious
@monorail LMFAO
not serious
@monorail now im anxious that this reply was addressed to me
I love how Mercury Stream did Samus in Returns and Dread, she's just aura farming all the time
@holly im sorry ill do better next year
@lapis the people are dissatisfied with the leniency of my gatekeeping
@vaporeon_ yeah
@vaporeon_ moist vappy
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him