Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. https://spinningrat.online/
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Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear
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re: not serious
@monorail LMFAO
not serious
@monorail now im anxious that this reply was addressed to me
completed Advent of Code day 3 :)
@holly im sorry ill do better next year
@lapis the people are dissatisfied with the leniency of my gatekeeping
real men listen to the same song 210 times in one year
@vaporeon_ moist vappy
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
@vaporeon_ holly glaceon
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
