Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ yes, clodsires are known to make mistakes in their past
@vaporeon_ i didn't know what this was 10 minutes ago but now i am participating at this very moment
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Idk what goes on in Bonnie's little noggin
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Mastodon hashtags are case-insensitive (correctly so), which means it's not possible to have hashtag DECember like there's hashtag Marchintosh
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also i always forget how much rice rice makes
@baronvonjace delete this
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@cam still might call you camlet tho
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@cam cant tell if this is serious or not so i wont
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@cam can i call you a manlet
sportsball
the seahawks shut out minnesota, dear god
@SportsGoblin i am so sorry for your loss.
@cam @vaporeon_ FUCK that sounds good
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@cam utterly incomprehensible sentence to my feeble, unaware mind
hades
flurry jab might be too good lmao
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ok i should have posted this a few days ago before thanksgiving, but from resident christian normie, here's what to do if someone asks you to say grace. it is a technique taught to my father at cambridge by someone who i think may have gone on to be the archbishop of canturbury or at least fairly high up in anglican leadership so just pull rank with that if they ask.
- stand up
- wait for everyone to bow head and close eyes
- bellow GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! at the absolute top of your lungs
- sit down and begin to eat. mission accomplished
@vaporeon_ after seeing enough techbro AI graphs i just assume they are all lies but i have no idea in this case
re: bulbapedia solves zeno's paradox
@monorail oh wait that was a really good post actually
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
