Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Idk what goes on in Bonnie's little noggin
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Mastodon hashtags are case-insensitive (correctly so), which means it's not possible to have hashtag DECember like there's hashtag Marchintosh
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also i always forget how much rice rice makes
@baronvonjace delete this
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@cam still might call you camlet tho
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@cam cant tell if this is serious or not so i wont
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@cam can i call you a manlet
sportsball
the seahawks shut out minnesota, dear god
@SportsGoblin i am so sorry for your loss.
@cam @vaporeon_ FUCK that sounds good
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@cam utterly incomprehensible sentence to my feeble, unaware mind
hades
flurry jab might be too good lmao
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ok i should have posted this a few days ago before thanksgiving, but from resident christian normie, here's what to do if someone asks you to say grace. it is a technique taught to my father at cambridge by someone who i think may have gone on to be the archbishop of canturbury or at least fairly high up in anglican leadership so just pull rank with that if they ask.
- stand up
- wait for everyone to bow head and close eyes
- bellow GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! at the absolute top of your lungs
- sit down and begin to eat. mission accomplished
@vaporeon_ after seeing enough techbro AI graphs i just assume they are all lies but i have no idea in this case
re: bulbapedia solves zeno's paradox
@monorail oh wait that was a really good post actually
@monorail in my head playing falcon against ICs sounds miserable is that correct
@SportsGoblin what the hell happened during the rams game what is this season
@holly that's what im saying
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
