Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@cam good mornyan
@vaporeon_ I got an A in electromagnetism and I have no idea how semiconductors work
sounds like efdn is peak again
@amy this is 1000% correct but i still disagree
@amy not sure this sentence is comprehensible if you aren't aware of the south park scene i am referencing
@amy if i didn't hear no bell, then imma keep goin
I made fried chicken today and while it turned out tasty I also made the rookie mistake of using the exact amount of spices listed on the recipe instead of doubling them
@amy one must imagine sysiphus happy
@amy i think that you and i have, like, opposite tastes in videogames lmao
Sherclod Holmes
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Which is the greatest dating sim of all time?
@amy hello amy
@holly you have a podcast????
Sherclod Holmes
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Fried chicken!!!! :D
Sherclod Holmes
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potatoes RULE
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
