Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@amy you're missing doritos
@vaporeon_ how much technology did you touch
@coriander the final boss fucked me up though
@coriander I wouldn't know because every boss before Anor Londo was trivial with the Black Knight Sword
@coriander also the two flying guys before the bell was easy as shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VJCDYtR9B8&t=1371s
@cam a couple sites i can find claim that it is vodka
@coriander that one goat demon boss in the tiny room with a staircase and two dogs i beat first try because the sword killed it in three or four hits
@coriander in my single run of Dark Souls 1 I got the black knight sword before the first boss and it broke the entire fucking game
@cam I have a weird anxiety I don't understand about having exposed skin when I sleep and I imagine that would extend to a tail if I had one
Feeling sick to my stomach about my fantasy football team, football is BACK baybee!!!
@cam amy keyboards sounds
re: getting revenge by swapping the labels on your herbs and spices
@Taweret delete this
@soft wow I actually knew that but I didn't recognize him LOL
@soft oooooh who is that??
@coriander can you please find a kitten-sized bee costume and then upload pictures of Bumble Bee to the Internet 🥺
@coriander master of stealth
@coriander bumble i love you
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
