Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@sidd_harth0_5h4h @vaporeon_ she licky da finger

despite being an atheist I really enjoy making deep cut bible references

@vaporeon_ @sidd_harth0_5h4h aight 🫡

@sidd_harth0_5h4h do I touch the paws?

@sidd_harth0_5h4h

the baby's claws are sharpest
when she kneads my belly

@vaporeon_ i just made this joke too goddammit

@monorail espeon-age?

@monorail what the fuck, i do that how did you know

@vaporeon_ i break most things i touch so it'll happen eventually

@vaporeon_ yes!
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@maple this happens with clodsires too

hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before

@aschmitz it mostly just tastes like coffee but you can find the pink lemonade if you look for it

If you had Kendrick Lamar song to share with someone what would you play?

@Taweret if he has it then i trust it

its me. im that type of guy

type of guy who will tell you that coffee that tastes like coffee has notes of "nectarine" and "pink lemonade"

@lapis @maple also, you didn't ask me but here is one joke definition and two real explanations of the term "crunchy":

@maple @lapis which is a shame. i love crunchy