@vaporeon_ i just made this joke too goddammit
@monorail espeon-age?
@monorail what the fuck, i do that how did you know
@vaporeon_ i break most things i touch so it'll happen eventually
@vaporeon_ yes!
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@maple this happens with clodsires too
hi @vaporeon_ have you ever heard the English saying "it's raining cats and dogs" before
re: secret information
@aschmitz it mostly just tastes like coffee but you can find the pink lemonade if you look for it
@Taweret if he has it then i trust it
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@lapis proud of you
@maple sending
the klodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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