sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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Americans be like: bro you gotta try Texas bbq. trust me man North Calabama fried chicken hits different. you haven’t lived until you had Texarkana country fried ranch style steak. you gotta try Southeastern Tenhio grilled pork cheese. you have to try some Jurglylina deep fried pork beef bbq style sandwich some day. biting into a Wyobraskidaholangihiochillvania roasted deep grilled breaded mustard braised Cajun style buttermeat pork-style burgered pickle will give your worthless life value
@coriander my entire life has been Sleepn't
pretty amazing what a nice haircut can accomplish for one's mental health
@monorail large behavior
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in the furry alt universe my friends hate going to the beach with me because if they complain about sand in their shorts i say "oh no did you get Sands Under Tail?"
do not underestimate my ability to fuck up a screen protector
@aschmitz @vaporeon_ @The_T @monorail how are arguments from a function treated if you jump into it?
@aschmitz @vaporeon_ @The_T @monorail C lets you jump between functions????
jumino cart has ruined my life
@vaporeon_ @The_T @monorail i was curious if you had any strong feeling about it
i've only used GOTO in TI-BASIC because the menu feature requires it, other than that i dont use it out of habit since people tend to discourage its use nowadays
@monorail holly glaceon:
@vaporeon_ @The_T @monorail hi vaporeon do you use GOTO
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@The_T probably not; goto considered harmful :P
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
