@vaporeon_ A more practical example I ran into occurred when I implemented an HTTP/HTTPS request library. Internally I used a recursive IIFE to automatically redirect response with 3xx status codes
@coriander this just seems reasonable i was hoping your hatred would be funny in some way :(
@vaporeon_ it's a functional programming thing and it only seems to be common in JavaScript
Here is an example:
const fib_20 = (function fibonacci(n) {
if (n === 0) return 1;
if (n === 1) return 1;
return fibonacci(n - 1) + fibonacci(n - 2);
})(20);
@vaporeon_ Immediately-Invoked Function Execution! (some people pronounce it as "iffy", I just say "eye eye eff ee")
It's a function that you declare and execute simultaneously :D
@coriander i would like to know why you hate leaf blowers
@vaporeon_ wait that wasn't a bible that was a pokedex, my bad
re: minor bg3 spoilers
@coriander a game needs at least 6 canonical lesbians, else it sucks
minor bg3 spoilers
@coriander and she gets a girlfriend AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM KISS the game fuckin sucks
re: I didn't believe my wife when she told me Micky Dolenz from The Monkees had taught her a magic spell that turns people into dogs with a single stare.
@wohali i wish i had the power to ban people
@coriander eek very scary!!!
(you really should cw any depictions of the word S*attle)
@vaporeon_ sorry vaporeon but i just consulted my bible and the 11th commandment says that vaporeons are not allowed to go to bed hungry. so you have to eat, it is a Holy Decree
@monorail a fate worse than death
@cam I'm sorry to break this to you Cam, but you are cool and interesting
@vaporeon_ wow that's like, 5 toads
@cam whao
@cam a top 5 color probably
@vaporeon_ i think forums are better for archiving information than a twitter-ish platform
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