I didn’t know Ariana grande was still dating SpongeBob

This isn’t a tomodachi life thing this is because her ugly little cheating gnome of a man played SpongeBob on broadway

don’t remember his real name

@cam I, too, only know him as "SpongeBob"

@wallhackio @cam see, the problem with calling him SpongeBob is I would sooner think of Tom Kenny

@The_T @wallhackio @cam i have no idea who is actually being talked about lol

@aescling @The_T @wallhackio this guy who cheated on and left his newly postpartum wife for Ariana Grande

@aescling @The_T @wallhackio I just assumed she dumped him once the novelty wore off

@cam @aescling @The_T the fact that they're still together was surprising to me to

it ended grande's previous marriage as well if im not mistaken

@wallhackio @aescling @The_T she was married?

@wallhackio @aescling @The_T I thought she would leave him for Cynthia erivo they spent that whole press tour crying and holding each others hands weirdly while Jonathan Bailey sat between them and cockblocked them

@cam @wallhackio @aescling I don't know who any of these people are

@The_T @wallhackio @aescling they were all actors in wicked, Jonathan Bailey is anecdotally also the voice actor for the gay little catboy from my video games

@cam @wallhackio @aescling

the gay little catboy from my video games

do you know how little this narrows it down

@The_T @wallhackio @aescling if you know anything about me this narrows it down to literally one person