Vaporeon fact: Has never eaten a pineapple

Not sure whether I'd want to. They don't look particularly tasty.

@vaporeon_ i LOVE pineapples 🍍 ​

@vaporeon_ it takes some practice to cut one yourself tho so not a good choice if you don't have knife skills

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ when we got one fresh (it was in a blind box) we gave it to the neighbour to cut, splitting it with them

@ampOnfies @vaporeon_ when I worked in retail I was occasionally tasked with making pre cut fruit containers so I learned how to cut a pineapple

@wallhackio @ampOnfies Clodsire should feed me IMO

@vaporeon_ @ampOnfies I am normal and can be trusted with kitchen knives ​

@wallhackio @ampOnfies *offers you a big selection of knives* 🔪 🗡️ 🍽️

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio honestly, life probably is easier when you can divide household tasks among bodies with those good at them within, sharing responsibilities

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio does this sound crazy? it's something we've thought about

@ampOnfies @wallhackio It sounds reasonable to me

I'm bad at everything, but having to just do a few tasks instead of ALL OF THEM would already be an improvement

And maybe I'd be more motivated to do the other tasks if I was eating well

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio it is easier to do things if you aren't constantly stuck doing everything, all the time

nothing wrong with learning or just being good at one thing that you stick to

@ampOnfies @wallhackio Sometimes I wish I could live together with my Mastodon friends :/

I genuinely do not enjoy living alone, but at least it's preferable to staying with my parents, because there's no arguing and nobody yells at me
But also, it means that I don't get to eat anything nice because it is too difficult for me to cook