if you’re lesbian married you can refer to yourself as your wife-in-law and confuse everyone

@wallhackio i am now gonna read it myself soon tho (in portuguese translation)

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@wallhackio full disclosure i just remembered that i've only seen the movie and haven't read the book (yet). but i expect it's good

i don't even go there (undertale or whatever). apparently i'm kind and patient but am otherwise bereft of virtue (according to undertale or whatever).

@saraphim does have me beat on universal love in the "readiness to express that love to individuals" subcategory.

must level up my mohism further to keep up.

sometimes i see stuff talking about Leaf as in the pokémon player character and am like "whoa they're talking about my friend @hoja " for a minute

i wanna ferment grass in my foregut and then chew the cud 🐄

like yesterday i changed discord pfp to match here so people can connect them better, but now i might change this one to gyuuki (throwback) to make this account more cow

@holly and i are perhaps too agreeable. we almost got through a the quiet year game without taking any contempt tokens

viviposting, wifeposting 

@alyssa i think every kitten should understand the basic principles of simple harmonic oscillators and how they relate to a mouse-shaped toy swinging from a stick

viviposting, wifeposting 

@sigmaleph is giving vivi a physics lesson to distract her and free me so i could leave the bed.

you could analyze this instead as illeism, but princess prefers to think about it as an unconventional first-person pronoun. when princess refers to myself as "the princess", that's illeism tho

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i've started using princess as a first person pronoun sometimes now

about me: i don't know how to spell the full name of the twitter imitator that twitter guy made

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.