Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
viviposting, wifeposting
@sigmaleph is giving vivi a physics lesson to distract her and free me so i could leave the bed.
you could analyze this instead as illeism, but princess prefers to think about it as an unconventional first-person pronoun. when princess refers to myself as "the princess", that's illeism tho
i've started using princess as a first person pronoun sometimes now
about me: i don't know how to spell the full name of the twitter imitator that twitter guy made
i should go forage for some bunny photos to send my bunny gf
Her Cowness alyssa
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you can just look at bunnies on the internet
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girls will literally be sleepy
rabbit and steel good game
me whenever kiryuu touga says anything: i hate him so much
@holly can confirm
sometimes you say something and realize you could have trivially made it funnier. but the moment has passed
wahaha my devious plan to play video games with multiple beings dear to me at the same time worked.
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the words "cry cis on infinite earths" lives in my head rent free and there's nothing I can do to prevent myself from thinking them at least once a week
fun lyssa fact: it took me literal years to realize that awoo was howling
i think i can be charmingly romantic sometimes
i would like to note for the record that i love wizards
i'm the sleepiest princess lately
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this is a delphox stan account
last night i had a dream about a competitive video game that was a mixture of football and a word-guessing game.
don't ask how those two meshed together because neither i nor the dream could tell you
the knee area is one of the more weirdly shaped parts of the human body i think
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