alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

it turns out that, inverse to what zie had though, butterflies are the ones that are real, unlike moths.

tonight my wife had to apologize to me for misleading me about the reality of moths

i like how all the women in hong kong martial arts movies also have good kung fu.

i’m glad my wife shares my keen awareness of when a tv show uses a not actually reserved number

@wallhackio for you, a cute salamander

oh, obviously i have a random dragon age table but i forgot to include it because it's part of my random dragon generation procedure

all this is necessary because foxes (a type of person) can perceive the ages of living things that they see

trolls have the most complicated table btw

current list of creatures i have random age tables for for this game:

• ordinary people
• basilisks
• bears
• caryatids (statues that spontaneously came to life)
• fey
• giant ferrets
• giant frogs
• giants
• horses
• medusas
• giant moles
• mules
• pegasoi
• giant spiders
• trolls

i wish to request that a person in the northern hemisphere take and send me a photograph of the moon

previous post's image is just a realization of the post it replies to

apparently rami malek lived in argentina for a bit and picked up the taste for fernet and coke

convenient when the person you’re really hoping is the murder victim in a murder she wrote episode dies.