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i want the kind of relationship where you do something cool to me in a competitive game and i just quietly go “fuck you”. and vice versa

what is they changed super strikes to be like NBA Jam’s on fire system

“yeah i’m still attracted to sin, like lesbianism, but if you let the Holy Spirit come inside you,”

if the snacks recipient received an orange would that be cannibalism

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join beautiful cat.family! we have:

  • Chihayafuru fan
  • Chihayafuru fan in progress
  • snacks recipient

i guess developer resources towards the apparently not great Official iOS Mastodon App are gonna be even further stretched now

surprised that the 3Blue1Brown wordle video found CHARM to be experimentally effective as a first guess; it seems hard to play

hey bb are u bourgeois cause i’d love to seize your means of repro—

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hey bb are u bourgeois cause i’d love to seize your means of repro—

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the only people i would tell a pickup line are people i’m already dating

for those reactions you get for a bad pun

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.