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so yesterday as u may know i went to the ren faire as a mermaid in my wheelchair and i had the best day ever

one of the biggest highlights is that it turns out if you look like a mermaid, every kid at the event is going to go "oh my god a real mermaid" and come up and say hi

a lot of the parents actively were like "do you wanna say hi to the mermaid?" and i got cute shy waves and such or "You're a mermaid? I'm a princess!", but my favorite was the kid who came up to touch my tail and check that it was real and then went "i can have your mermaid treasure" (stated as fact) - a moment in which i was immediately heartbroken that i did not have a little pouch of gems and seashells to hand over

spouses who invite a friend over to start talking their ear off about sonic 1 movie and then jojo's

catflames who notice the cat just in the corner of their vision and immediately interrupt what they’re saying to go

oh! it’s The Boy!!!!

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this is an official warning that if you have a cat in your house, if i find it, i will immediately stop what i am doing to spend a midwestern goodbye’s length amount of time trying to befriend your cat if it will let me

i have learned the crimes i will gay and it is coming to your house and stealing your cat by making it instantly love me

absolutely scandalous. i'm such a villain

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re: not to be a pedant or anything, but there is a correct answer to this one 

oh wait that poll might have been confusing though, the answers were just about what the vowel was

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re: not to be a pedant or anything, but there is a correct answer to this one 

75% were wrong

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