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when you miss mate in one but walk into finding forced mate in six instead

why of all the characters in the show do people wanna fuck michiru, you have much better options

spouse notifications on my pinetime be like “the Weld <3:fire:” and maybe i’m just gay but i think that’s kinda adorable,

thinkpads are definitely more up by alley but i gotta say, if we ever get a chance to get our pawbs on an m1 macbook for a while we are gonna try it

i totally get why people hate wario in smash but i love watching a good wario

re: lewd ??? nothing 

i thought i was being absurd but this joke just works with only mild creativity

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lewd ??? nothing 

you can blanch my nuts anytime, bay-b—

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nothing 

just because you shouldn’t not doesn’t mean you should. in this matter i am a stalinist an intuitionist

just replace my chest with a soft blanket and a cat kneading it endlessly tbqh

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