re: :P
@monorail fuck Casanova needed to be plural
:P
@monorail Casanova, the anything-solver (7)
Jortage expense report (December 2025)
Storage: 74.39 TiB (+1.09)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (-$79.99)
Backblaze (backups): $22.93 (+$7.49)
Subtotal: $117.20 (-$72.50)
Contributions: $516.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
OVH bill was higher last month due to migration to a new (cheaper, and better) server. The OVH bill is a total decrease of $22.39 relative to earlier expense reports.
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 99 fedi instances!
@coriander i love women, Tails. i love them a lot. i’ll be back,
lyrics
my eyes (my eyes)
are filled with curiosity
you think (you think)
that you have power over me!
in this life (this life)
there’s no room for you and me
so turn away or face this day with me!
lyrics
i can taste the day (taste the day)
savor night (savor night)
spells beyond you as i watch you crawl
do you dare to fight (dare to fight)
evil’s might? (evil’s might)
i’ll be the last one standing in a flash of light!
lyrics
you know (you know)
every world will have its end (have its end)
i’m here
to prove it all, to you!
@coriander i think it should be reasonable to figure out, purrsonally
@coriander yukon is nearly full, but is just barely in an Unholy Phase
@coriander *in a high register, western cowboy voice* gee whillikers, those bips sure are a-mega-ing!
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady