the big wet noodle. beautiful pseudodragon of the sea

gross, i wetted my giant tail. now I need to slappy it around to dry it.

w-woah!!! (destroys buildings because it's so big) YOU GUYS!!!

@aescling wait, are you saying you're smacking your piss tail all over buildings

@The_T i did not consider that would come off as pissing myself. (what a choice of words i made…) part of the bit is that i’m a water creature in the water of course i’m fucking wet