the big wet noodle. beautiful pseudodragon of the sea
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gross, i wetted my giant tail. now I need to slappy it around to dry it.
w-woah!!! (destroys buildings because it's so big) YOU GUYS!!!
@aescling to you it's funny...... this is a problem i worry about every day..........
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@vaporeon_ @monorail i definitely cheated on scale
@aescling wait, are you saying you're smacking your piss tail all over buildings
@The_T i did not consider that would come off as pissing myself. (what a choice of words i made…) part of the bit is that i’m a water creature in the water of course i’m fucking wet
@aescling sorry for making you feel weird about it
sorry i just love that line