Eating egg 🥚

@vaporeon_ 🫵 eggineer?

@wallhackio I am software eggineer

I can be trusted to write software, let me into your software project

@vaporeon_ vaporeon eggineer considered harmless?

@wallhackio Vaporeon eggineer write GOTO statements into your code

@wallhackio Important question: does JavaScript have GOTO statement?!

@vaporeon_ no, it is a good programming language 😇

@wallhackio Reported for implying that C is not a good programming language

@wallhackio Double reported for not liking the GOTO statement

@vaporeon_ my genuine reaction to that information

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ what software did you use to create this clip

@aescling @vaporeon_ m*crosoft cl*pchamp

@wallhackio @aescling Is that like Windows Movie Maker?

@vaporeon_ @aescling but shittier

@wallhackio @aescling Then why not use Windows Movie Maker? Assuming that you don't have FFmpeg on Windows...

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio https://www.gyan.dev/ffmpeg/builds/#release-builds

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio anyway, windows movie maker is no longer part of windows, or even remotely easily installable