"Pokémon is a game where you beat up preschoolers and take their lunch money"
It's not my fault that they all want to fight me!
, same...I'm in the computer room, but the game isn't letting me touch the computers, how unfair...
Finally! Short hair
Cost me 4000 Pokémoney, that's as much as 20 Pokéballs or health potions...
! Kitty :3
LOL 
(Context: This lady asked me to catch a Drifloon. Not sure why she isn't visible in the picture, why the screen turned dark... And now she says that while Drifloon is cute, it's also a ghost and this won't work for her...)
(Here's what she looks like, not sure why the screen turned dark for the previous part)
YO
I got 10000 PokéMoney for catching that Drifloon, and I even get to keep the Drifloon
Once again, I am being challenged to a fight by a little child who is half my size
I'm actually not sure whether I want to evolve him into Incineroar... Torracat is just so cute...
LOL
If I try to pet Torracat under the chin like I could do with Litten, and touch the glowing fire orb, then it burns my hand
It's somewhat funny how we keep running away from battle with much weaker Pokémon against whom we would definitely win, simply because it's not worth the efforts to fight them or catch them
Level 19 Torracat [me] vs. Level 10 Metapod [my opponent]?
*runs away*
Not worth spending Power Points on
"I'm amazed that you won without even using your Z-Power"
That's because I couldn't figure out how to perform the Z-move...
@wallhackio Considering that Carbink 
is Rock/Fairy and not Rock/Fire, I guess it's not Igneous? (Assuming that igneous <- ignis, fire)
@vaporeon_ Igneous rock is rock that forms when magma cools and hardens. There are a ton of specific varieties
@wallhackio Makes sense! So it forms from the fire (the magma)...
How does metamorphic rock forms?
@vaporeon_ uhhhhhhhh
opens wikipedia
so it's a kind of rock that forms when other rocks are heated up, usually under immense pressure. Rocks are metamorphised into new rock
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ yeah; I think based on what I also just read on Wikipedia, it's more the absurd amounts of pressure, so intense it changes the crystal structure within the rock
@The_T @wallhackio The Pokédex says about Carbink:
Born from the temperatures and pressures deep underground, it fires beams from the stone in its head.
So it should be metamorphous rock, then!
