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This pre-schooler challenged me, and now he's upset that I defeated him
Children 
Compact Discs 💿
(From a while ago, somehow I forgot to post it...)
Good question...
"Pokémon is a game where you beat up preschoolers and take their lunch money"
It's not my fault that they all want to fight me!
, same...I'm in the computer room, but the game isn't letting me touch the computers, how unfair...
Finally! Short hair
Cost me 4000 Pokémoney, that's as much as 20 Pokéballs or health potions...
LOL 
(Context: This lady asked me to catch a Drifloon. Not sure why she isn't visible in the picture, why the screen turned dark... And now she says that while Drifloon is cute, it's also a ghost and this won't work for her...)
(Here's what she looks like, not sure why the screen turned dark for the previous part)
YO
I got 10000 PokéMoney for catching that Drifloon, and I even get to keep the Drifloon
Once again, I am being challenged to a fight by a little child who is half my size
@aescling You said you liked the Alolan starters, go look at the kitty
@vaporeon_ @aescling super smash bros ultimate made me like incineroar
@vaporeon_ it’s your choice. i would evolve mine but i fully admit something would be lost in the purrocess, even as i’ve grown to love the funny wrestler cat from smash ultimate
@aescling Do you think I should let kitty evolve into wrestler when the time comes? I honestly like Torracat more...
(Was the same for the Generation 4 games, I didn't want to let my penguin evolve into Empoleon...)