Ninjas > Pirates

@coriander this would imply Sheik > Tetra

which is objectively correct

@coriander i’m in some kind of mood apparently because i was really hoping someone was going to get mad at me fur this one lol

@aescling @coriander tetra was a boring character compared with her granddaughter

@Lady @aescling TETRA was a cool character but WW Zelda barely exists

@coriander @aescling she has basically no character arc she is just like woo i'm a pirate that is my personality woo now i'm a princess that is my new personality

@coriander @aescling meanwhile Spirit Tracks Zelda is like woo i’m an entitled bitch fuck now i’m a disembodied ghost fuck now i have a big fuckoff sword fuck slice slice i will protect you weird train dude who i drug into this mess for some reason

@Lady @aescling I wish I still had my copy of Spirit Tracks :(

@coriander @Lady do you have a 3ds

@aescling @Lady yeah

@coriander @Lady you’d have to hack it to take advantage of this but a cartridge dump is just sitting there on the internet archive

@aescling @Lady ooo

@coriander @Lady it is very easy to find cartridge dumps fur reasonably popular DS games there