after i beat Breath of the Wild i wrote a quick oneshot of Link and Zelda fucking which wasn’t very good and also was one of my most popular fics on A·O·3, which i resented it for

anyway this fic is riffing on the same concept

« It had only been a few hours since they'd defeated the Calamity and seen each other again for the first time in a century when Link decided that they should stop at a small pool of water a little distance from the road and make camp for the night. »

1) this is a run·on sentence

2) which pool of water? canonically i’m pretty sure the nearest water source to where you end the game is the sacred ground ruins (where the knighting ceremony was held), but this doesn’t seem to be taking place there. there are pools around Mabe Village i guess but that also seems like it would have been notable? be specific here!

« When he was done he grabbed his korok-expanded bag » is that adjective necessary

« There was no easy way to hide his obvious erection, but Zelda gave no sign that she'd noticed it. She had indeed noticed, though, and there was a part of her that was screaming in her head at the sight. » screaming?

panic! at the erection

in their second fic, this author is bravely standing by their “Link cums a lot” take