Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

I could start #Ao3OpeningLine but I’m not sure I’ll be able to top «Han Chen finds it kind of amazing that this isn't even the first time he's been lured into the woods for some kind of weird game that's probably supposed to include people being murdered.» anytime soon

Tulip magnolias making a second attempt after a freeze killed the first in the bud

And the redbud trees are looking adorable as always

#florespondence

#Ao3TagOfTheDay Alternate Universe - Morality Catboys

Okay belated introductions post as promised:

I'm satsuma aka satsu aka 🍊 yr resident chronically ill punk, generally operating out of Philly (so EST, timezonewise)

I mostly post about whatever's caught my interest at the moment, which typically includes: cdramas & other fandom stuff (I believe I am the fedi-originator of #Ao3TagOfTheDay ), food (i have a lot of niche food hobbies), cats, the local flora, asexuality & queer theory, and my questionable attempts at learning spanish

Assorted recs for new accounts:
@plants — plants from the gardens of various fedifriends! (and other topics: https://a.gup.pe/ )

@glitchbot — a bot that glitches photos you give it

The hashtags #cats and #florespondence
@quasihaiku and @poem_exe — haiku bots (quasi avoids latin’s fifth glyph)

@alt_text — reminds you if you’ve forgotten to describe your images

Accounts by topic from the trunk: https://communitywiki.org/trunk

I *just* noticed that the dogs name in Crack a Code changes between successes 😆 #FallenLondon

Prof just stopped mid-sentence, said “you’re taller than you look” and then continued on as if nothing had happened

Miss Truth has a solid opening credits sequence but looses points for the shakycam immediately after

There’s also an undertone where in my last paper I included some observations on how Besant uses Hinduism to give her arguments cultural legitimacy and he was like ‘you should drop everything else and focus on that’ which I did, technically, by writing a paper about how Besant consistently conflates Hindu Nationalism with Indian Nationalism and rejects all other religions as irrelevant or inherently foreign

Which is *probably* not what he meant by that lol

This is objectively a pretty good paper but ai have no idea if its what the professor is expecting from this assignment

Also it seems translators have already taken "foreignization" for a point slightly different than the one I'm trying to make here, so going to have to rethink that sentence

The number of language notes that this paper is getting....

#Ao3TagOfTheDay Enemies to Friends …to in-laws

It is half past midnight and I am stuck outside in my pajamas because someone broke the building door lock

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Not Beta Read, seriously i did not even read this myself

(Theres time-travel, so “just met” for one half is “dating for a year” for the other and vice versa)

#Ao3TagOfTheDay «Pre-Relationship, well as "pre" as these two can get»