Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

Just like....please don't go on dates with random people who committed crimes to get your cellphone number

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 12, 2022, 00:53

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 12, 2022, 00:53

Feb 12, 2022, 00:53

Local Dad, Ben Hamill @benhamill@eldritch.cafe

Today in the straights are not okay: Dí algo (2003)

**Satsuma** · Feb 10, 2022, 22:54

Satsuma boosted

**Local Dad, Ben Hamill** @benhamill@eldritch.cafe · Feb 10, 2022, 22:54

Feb 10, 2022, 22:54

I have unleashed upon the world a 2.0 version of the tone indicator emoji that I created. My buddy, Lee, who is an actual designer made an expanded set and contributed them. I hope they're useful to folks: https://github.com/benhamill/tone-emoji

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 08, 2022, 21:26

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 08, 2022, 21:26

Feb 08, 2022, 21:26

I’m gonna get author credit for this excel sheet tho sooooooo

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 08, 2022, 20:56

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 08, 2022, 20:56

Feb 08, 2022, 20:56

okay so basically what i'm doing this semester is making a complicated excel sheet

**Satsuma** · Mar 05, 2021, 21:47

Satsuma boosted

**Satsuma [moved]** @Satsuma@wandering.shop · Mar 05, 2021, 21:47

Mar 05, 2021, 21:47

#Ao3TagOfTheDay "Less-than-canon-level violence"

**Satsuma** · Jan 28, 2021, 06:20

Satsuma boosted

**Satsuma [moved]** @Satsuma@wandering.shop · Jan 28, 2021, 06:20

Jan 28, 2021, 06:20

“Humorous References to BDSM, also: BDSM” #Ao3TagOfTheDay

**Satsuma** · Dec 11, 2020, 05:45

Satsuma boosted

**Satsuma [moved]** @Satsuma@wandering.shop · Dec 11, 2020, 05:45

Dec 11, 2020, 05:45

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: “enemies to fuckbuddies”

**Satsuma** · Sep 28, 2020, 05:14

Satsuma boosted

**Satsuma [moved]** @Satsuma@wandering.shop · Sep 28, 2020, 05:14

Sep 28, 2020, 05:14

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: “slightly unrealistic threesome, at least noone grew an extra arm yet”

**Satsuma** · Sep 19, 2020, 06:08

Satsuma boosted

**Satsuma [moved]** @Satsuma@wandering.shop · Sep 19, 2020, 06:08

Sep 19, 2020, 06:08

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: “Humorous References to Necrophilia, Humorous References to Yo-Yos”

**Satsuma** · Aug 14, 2020, 18:59

Satsuma boosted

**Satsuma [moved]** @Satsuma@wandering.shop · Aug 14, 2020, 18:59

Aug 14, 2020, 18:59

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Canonical Character Death, Canon Character Death Didn't Happen

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 07, 2022, 02:59

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 07, 2022, 02:59

Feb 07, 2022, 02:59

I should boost all the ones on my old account at some point so that the tag is complete....

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 07, 2022, 02:59

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 07, 2022, 02:59

Feb 07, 2022, 02:59

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Gay Chicken For Great Justice

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 04, 2022, 23:43

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 04, 2022, 23:43

Feb 04, 2022, 23:43

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: AU: Chaucer Lives Till 1404

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 03, 2022, 16:09

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 03, 2022, 16:09

Feb 03, 2022, 16:09

idk why image descriptions fail sometimes on amaroq but

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 03, 2022, 16:07

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 03, 2022, 16:07

Feb 03, 2022, 16:07

#cats

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**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 02, 2022, 01:40

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Feb 02, 2022, 01:40

Feb 02, 2022, 01:40

bad transcript complaining

«And she just wants a whole chicken and lots of eggs for (non-English language spoken) which is our traditional spirit-calling ceremonies.»
PLEASE don't do this unless you want me to fight you oh my god

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Jan 29, 2022, 22:30

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Jan 29, 2022, 22:30

Jan 29, 2022, 22:30

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**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Jan 29, 2022, 17:58

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Jan 29, 2022, 17:58

Jan 29, 2022, 17:58

#cats

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**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Jan 29, 2022, 03:45

**Satsuma** @Satsuma@cat.family · Jan 29, 2022, 03:45

Jan 29, 2022, 03:45

I *also* need to email the professor of that film class, because for Reasons it doesn't start until after the add-drop period is over

But I've already sent like four emails today and gotten stabbed twice so like wehhhhhhh