Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

well my questions about whether OnlyOneOf was planning on flirting with the edges of plausible deniability or actually going for it have been answered pretty definitively

!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u_nwPzf3pI

got these blended and into the freezer riiight before midnight

a fitting end to Halloween, in its harvest festival form

#Ao3TagOfTheDay Alternate Universe - No Powers, except the power of Art

Assorted recs for new accounts:

Bots that will interact with you:
@glitchbot — a bot that glitches photos in posts where you @ mention it

@godtributes will reply to public posts you make suggesting appropriate tributes for various niche gods

@alt_text — reminds you if you’ve forgotten to describe your images

Hashtags:
#cats (cats)
#florespondence (any flora but mostly flowers)
#sporespondence (mushrooms!)

Bots that will not interact with you:
@quasihaiku and @poem_exe — haiku bots (by oulipo's lipogrammatic constraints, quasi avoids latin’s fifth glyph)

@pomological random images from the pomological watercolor collection in the usda's national agricultural library

Find accounts by topic on the trunk: https://communitywiki.org/trunk

Fedi Guides:
Changeling’s Guide to Mastodon for screen Reader Users (what you'd expect from the title): https://www.starshipchangeling.net/mastodon/

A futuristic Mastodon introduction for 2021 (more a cultural guide than technical, decent overview of CWs & commonly used abbreviations): https://wordsmith.social/elilla/a-futuristic-mastodon-introduction-for-2021

still thinking about these absurdly chonky croci (shoe included for scale)

(Am currently at twelve unique weird cats & there's at least one more that I know I don't have so make of that what you will)

my quest to acquire every single weird cat companion in fallen london continues.....

#yuletide tagset is out! https://archiveofourown.org/tag_sets/12720

we will assume the shirt generally matches your normal clothing aesthetic, excepting the fact that it is your face

okay okay okay a supernatural entity which is chaotic but not necessarily malicious gifts you a shirt with your face on it. it is impossible to get rid of the shirt. it is also impossible to disfigure in any way which obscures the fact that the central design on the shirt is your face. what do you do with it?

#Ao3TagOfTheDay I may be stretching the definition of primer, This is more primer plus the next two coats of paint

toad i saw outside the laundry room

No judgement! Just like, what exactly are you expecting to get out of adding me to your timeline if nothing you’ve read was interesting enough to even favorite?

I don’t have any policies about follow requests (you will get approved or denied solely according to my whims) but I do find it kinda baffling when people send reqs who have seemingly never interacted with any of my posts

#sporespondence

These presentations are 3 minutes each which is exactly the right length of time to think somethings absolutely fascinating while receiving no real information

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: for the vibes and culture

(This is mostly a nonsense poll, if that wasn’t clear)

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Canon-Typical Violence, Sort Of, Kitten Thinks About Nothing But Murder All Day