Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

okay okay okay a supernatural entity which is chaotic but not necessarily malicious gifts you a shirt with your face on it. it is impossible to get rid of the shirt. it is also impossible to disfigure in any way which obscures the fact that the central design on the shirt is your face. what do you do with it?

#Ao3TagOfTheDay I may be stretching the definition of primer, This is more primer plus the next two coats of paint

toad i saw outside the laundry room

@Cyannin no i say that too! But in my head its like, nouning a verb and not a TRUE noun I guess???

@godtributes when is find ever a noun?????

No judgement! Just like, what exactly are you expecting to get out of adding me to your timeline if nothing you’ve read was interesting enough to even favorite?

I don’t have any policies about follow requests (you will get approved or denied solely according to my whims) but I do find it kinda baffling when people send reqs who have seemingly never interacted with any of my posts

#sporespondence

@godtributes ily tributes bot but you are terrible at parts of speech

@pagrus no, one of the groups we received funding from last year was doing a ‘look at all this great shit we enabled!’ Zoom thing

These presentations are 3 minutes each which is exactly the right length of time to think somethings absolutely fascinating while receiving no real information

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: for the vibes and culture

(This is mostly a nonsense poll, if that wasn’t clear)

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Canon-Typical Violence, Sort Of, Kitten Thinks About Nothing But Murder All Day

@godtributes adjective not noun form bot!

cdrama game of the day is rating the relative sus levels of everyone who wears all white

@godtributes @twistylittlepassages this one is a little too on the nose maybe

I’ve already been sent this inquirer article three times since it was posted: https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia-ranked-rudest-city-20220901.html

#Ao3TagOfTheDay a weird amount of talking about emails??? that's adulthood for ya