Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

#Ao3TagOfTheDay I may be stretching the definition of primer, This is more primer plus the next two coats of paint

toad i saw outside the laundry room

@Cyannin no i say that too! But in my head its like, nouning a verb and not a TRUE noun I guess???

@godtributes when is find ever a noun?????

No judgement! Just like, what exactly are you expecting to get out of adding me to your timeline if nothing you’ve read was interesting enough to even favorite?

I don’t have any policies about follow requests (you will get approved or denied solely according to my whims) but I do find it kinda baffling when people send reqs who have seemingly never interacted with any of my posts

#sporespondence

@godtributes ily tributes bot but you are terrible at parts of speech

@pagrus no, one of the groups we received funding from last year was doing a ‘look at all this great shit we enabled!’ Zoom thing

These presentations are 3 minutes each which is exactly the right length of time to think somethings absolutely fascinating while receiving no real information

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: for the vibes and culture

(This is mostly a nonsense poll, if that wasn’t clear)

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Canon-Typical Violence, Sort Of, Kitten Thinks About Nothing But Murder All Day

@godtributes adjective not noun form bot!

cdrama game of the day is rating the relative sus levels of everyone who wears all white

@godtributes @twistylittlepassages this one is a little too on the nose maybe

I’ve already been sent this inquirer article three times since it was posted: https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia-ranked-rudest-city-20220901.html

#Ao3TagOfTheDay a weird amount of talking about emails??? that's adulthood for ya

#Ao3TagOfTheDay i'm so sorry mum