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: Covers up plot holes with more plot holes so they cancel out

@mythologybot what happened to getting martyred like the OG’s

@mythologybot saints get to pick when they die now what the fuck

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@gamehawk@weirder.earth in that case I’m glad our least favorite jeweler is finally getting edged out of the ‘weird billboards on I-95’ game 😆

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@gamehawk@weirder.earth that stretch has been dominated by ‘I hate stephen singer’ billboards for years so i’d assume its them, unfortunately

Apparently i can submit this summary as an excel document, but not as a pdf

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The only good thing about this movie is that it implies you can plug a random printer into a random computer and have it Just Work

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Especially not when they wont even talk (???) when they call you (??????)

Boy you are not in love she has said a grand total of TWO WORDS and you don't even know her name

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Just like....please don't go on dates with random people who committed crimes to get your cellphone number

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Today in the straights are not okay: Dí algo (2003)

even more new Barb lore! 

@alpine_thistle ah so fake french option

even more new Barb lore! 

@alpine_thistle what phonetic schema should I be using bc between the ch and the double L, I’ve come up with like five possible pronunciations for this

@rabbithearth my original response (to the quote in Cass’ poll) was basically ‘good for you? Not sure why I’d care’

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I have unleashed upon the world a 2.0 version of the tone indicator emoji that I created. My buddy, Lee, who is an actual designer made an expanded set and contributed them. I hope they're useful to folks: github.com/benhamill/tone-emoj

#WordleForever 236 4/6* 

@Sissas i think the way original wordle was set up, the fake wordles were able to just copy the whole wordlist several years out? So your streak of 1s should remain intact until they lock it up for good probably hahaha

#WordleForever 236 4/6* 

@Sissas if thats freewordle.org then it hasn’t (i checked by replaying on NYT haha)

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