Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
« "Because you're destined for greatness. It's been written since the beginning of time that you were meant for this. If you don't find the way now, I know you will soon. I have faith in you."
If it weren't for his strong hands holding her steady, Zelda would have collapsed with sobs in the snow. No one had ever had such faith and resolute belief in her. » well this is the exact opposite of how i would have written this
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
zelda just asked for everyone to start paying her taxes instead of investing in their local communities and everyone is surprisingly fine with it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
« The Sheikah have been wise to retain many records since the destruction of the Kingdom, and one bylaw is clear: A Princess Cannot Rule the Kingdom of Hyrule. » not sure how this author thinks laws work