@wallhackio oh I only read the second image's alt text. The first one reveals it's a novelization, which makes it even weirder.

@wallhackio after reading the rest of the back: bold choice to make the protagonist a rich man. I hope he dies in the end.

@cam @wallhackio there's a segment of the population that wasn't swayed by Fabio romance covers so we gotta try John Wayne cover model romances

@cam I thought it might be funny to try to write a pretend excerpt from romance novel with the name "Big Jake" but in my research I found something much funnier than I could ever think of so enjoy this instead

@wallhackio WHO WRITES THIS SHIT

@wallhackio is this supposed to imply his urethra is gaping or something???

@cam @wallhackio tfw you confuse a peanut for a pee nut

@cam I think it is trying to say his dick look like an elephant's trunk? likes its girthy girthy?

@wallhackio ohh... wtf

@wallhackio but like elephants don't eat with their trunks lmfao they just grab stuff with them

@cam maybe the fictional man in question had the talent to do such a thing with his member

@wallhackio I believe this is a fetish called cock vore