There was like
One and a quarter poptarts in this poptarts package
I got cheated out of three-quarters of a poptart
sherclod holmes get on the case of where the rest of the poptart went
@coriander I ate it 🍴 
@wallhackio And then resealed the package??
@coriander Patrick gets me
@wallhackio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z-pVZiRjac