Bumby: I use exactly this much coffee weighed on a scale

Me: I use like a spoon, maybe spoon and a half?

@coriander with my investigative powers I have deduced that you are a plebian

@wallhackio Even I, a pretentious jerk, have better things to do than measure my fuckin coffee grounds lmao

@coriander to be fair I have seen you critique other author's prose so I have witnessed the preyenciousness within you