Bumby: I use exactly this much coffee weighed on a scale
Me: I use like a spoon, maybe spoon and a half?
@coriander with my investigative powers I have deduced that you are a plebian
@wallhackio @coriander you should be writing these jokes about me, goblin. i’m the one that buys Coffee Water. yes i Can tell a diffurence
@aescling @coriander with my investigative powers I have deduced that you are an ass
@wallhackio @coriander very impurressive. i’m sure it took years of investigation to figure that one out.
@wallhackio @coriander * clodvestigation
@wallhackio Even I, a pretentious jerk, have better things to do than measure my fuckin coffee grounds lmao
@coriander @wallhackio never too late to get a new hobby :3
@coriander @wallhackio I do a couple big scoops and then I do one extra just in case
@coriander to be fair I have seen you critique other author's prose so I have witnessed the preyenciousness within you
@wallhackio preyenciousness
@coriander preyenciousness
@wallhackio @coriander get preyed on bitch
@wallhackio @coriander you did it the same way fur years until you moved in with me and finally had a scale to use