@cam I don't actually hate kids I just like saying fuck them kids

@wallhackio @cam I do actually hate kids TBH

Kids need to learn how to shut up and stop breaking everything

@wallhackio @cam I suppose it's not the kids' faults, it's the parents' fault for not making them shut up and stop whining or yelling or playing music without headphones while I was unfortunate enough that my reserved train seat was right next to them

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ I don’t hate them but I do hate bad parents, of which there are many

@vaporeon_ @cam when I was a kid I broke fucking everything

Of course, as an adult I still continue to do this but I did it as a kid too

@wallhackio @cam Note to self: do not let Clodsire into house, he will break everything

@vaporeon_ @cam yesterday my roommates had some ceramic bowls that we used to serve ourselves and I picked one up and for reasons that i cannot explain, i accidentally slammed it back down on the pile and shattered my bowl

@vaporeon_ @cam in high school my chemistry teacher kindly informed me and @aescling that he had never seen a pair of students break more things in lab than us

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling one time I was lab partners in high school with a girl who broke a glass pipette and lodged a shard in her hand

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling I've broken glassware a handful of times and also once dropped and broke a box of coverslips (idk how my undergrad advisor didn't beat my ass bc those are expensive) I also sliced my finger open on a coverslip once

@cam @wallhackio @vaporeon_ astoundingly, i do not remember causing any serious injuries with our chem lab bullshit

@aescling @cam @vaporeon_ i burned the shit out of my hand by touching a hot crucible containing Various Salts

@wallhackio @cam @vaporeon_ i should have known Something happened

@cam @wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling wow some girls will do anything to get out of lab