I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
@aescling @wallhackio this is accurate because in my dream there was a counter in everyone’s bio indicating how many times they got the award
@cam @wallhackio @aescling efdn: home of the fat cock awards
the secret hath been finally uncovered!
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@aescling @wallhackio and his was like fucking 56 or something and mine was 2
@wallhackio @cam hi cam i hope you know he changed his bio thanks to your toot