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intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

gayposting 

and this is the luckiest you can be

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gayposting 

sometimes girls know a lot about stuff and will tell you about that stuff and you can be all waow about it.

"fremd" is a good archaic word but i'm too friendly to actually use it outside of this specific context

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love when my wife checks masto and reads and faves a bunch of my posts

remember "alyaunte"?? words when they're archaic and spelling isn't standardised

the i'm going to get a good grade in meme but for rhythm games, where it is actually in fact a normal and possible thing to get a good grade in

and i'm getting a bad one

girls will impress you with their weird hybrid rhythm game/visual novel skills if you let them

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at least i still get to see it since i had a tab open to their book when the site went down.

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i can't even gloat about her changing her display name over there because it's down -pouts-

i was all "oh huh i didn't know that AA knew YY to be faving our replies"

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it's impossible to tell the difference between things and things
— me after getting confused over which post was getting faved by which person in my notes column

it’s impossible to ever get good at planking. it will only ever go from harder to hard.

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first hand thirteen orphans from ron instantly winning the game with 57000. wish that was me

one time i tried to find @holly 's account on here by searching but i gave up because i kept finding her old accounts and getting jumpscared by the different ages in the bios and being reminded that mastodon has been around for like nearly a decade now.

convenient that only one of the hollies has holly as her username so the mention isn't ambiguous

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