Her Highness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
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intro post!
i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).
i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.
i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.
i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.
i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.
if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.
can't believe i had the bad luck to turn to stone while the girls who requested i do so are probably asleep. terrible timing
good morning friends and fremds.
apparently "i'm (so) normal about" has now entered my vocabulary. i partially blame some of you
poképosting
my wife has reminded me that Diantha is a pokémon trainer and yk champion of the league as, like, a hobby in her free time when she's not doing her actual job of being a famous actress
what a flex
in this movie the only country in latin america with a state oil company is brazil and venezuela is friendly to the US??? what is going on???
i get a … strange magic
i can’t believe i have been betrayed like this by my dear friend @aescling
good morning fedi. cómo les va?
good morning, fedi!
i did it but neglected to declare my best-pokémon-games stance. people have to learn that with time by getting to know me or something
intro post!
i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).
i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.
i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.
i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.
i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.
if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.
Her Highness alyssa
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@vaporeon_ @monorail this is why no one (except everyone that does) knows i’m a skitty
Her Highness alyssa
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On the Internet, nobody knows that you're a Vaporeon unless you name yourself Vaporeon and make your profile picture a Vaporeon and add a 
emoji and your username is @vaporeon_ ...
good morning masto
buenas tardes, glitch cat y vecines. como andamos?
(english: good afternoon, glitch cat and neigbhors, how's it going?)
consequently you are henceforth all encouraged to address Us with styles such as Your Highness. fairy themed variations are also acceptable.
i don’t think i have the necessary arrogance to properly project princessness. it’s very unfair.
turns out 195 minutes is a lot of minutes.
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Joined May 2022
