Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

would y'all still like me if i imitated @monorail 's bit?

someday princess will reliably remember that some of faese loved ones are colorblind and be less surprised when they ask what color something is

sometimes i send rowans messages trying to get a rise out of them while they're in a voice chat and i'm always curious if that ends up producing any observable reaction.

oh i couldn't find the posts i was looking for because i was looking on the wrong account

they put competitive pokemon on phones…

look sometimes you accidentally ask someone what porn they’re watching. that just happens sometimes