@vaporeon_ it’s a joke from Dogs in Love

@vaporeon_ umbreon founds a terrorism LLC and slowly amasses a party of pokémon that are down horrendous fur him because he is a terrorist. espeon is not into terrorism at all but is madly in love with umbreon anyway and simply cannot get a word in edgewise

@aescling > terrorism LLC

LOL
They should hire me

@aescling Currently half-distracted by Linux kernel programming problems, remind me to watch the video later

@vaporeon_ you do NOT have to tell me twice

@vaporeon_ umbreon canonically blew up the Pentagon

@aescling 💚 Awesome, we should team up

@vaporeon_ if an umbreon boy showed you news footage about him blowing up the pentagon and then have you a criminal kiss, how much would you want to marry him

@aescling A lot 👀

What if we were both boys and we blew up the the U.S. imperialists together 😳

@vaporeon_ i regret to infurm you he is extremely taken

@aescling ❓

@vaporeon_ yes

@vaporeon_ they are very in boyfriends despite their diffurences and i adore them