what's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet 

you'd think it'd be R, but their true love be the C

what's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet 

@monorail Can't remember where I read it, but somewhere someone had a story about a festival where a pirate-themed performer was playing, and occasionally he'd shout out jokes like that where all the answers began with "Arr!".

So when, at the end, he asked "What's a pirate's favorite crime!", the crowd was primed and responded "Arrrrson!"

And he looked at them disappointedly and said, "Piracy."

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@noelle i saw a children's book somewhere about pirates with a picture of some kids dressed as pirates and the caption "good pirates never take other people's things without permission"

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