what's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet
@monorail Can't remember where I read it, but somewhere someone had a story about a festival where a pirate-themed performer was playing, and occasionally he'd shout out jokes like that where all the answers began with "Arr!".
So when, at the end, he asked "What's a pirate's favorite crime!", the crowd was primed and responded "Arrrrson!"
And he looked at them disappointedly and said, "Piracy."